There are many things a lot of people in India do, only and only because others are also doing it and they don't really apply their own mind, they become part of the herd ! What are some of the examples for these kind of things?
- Every Indian bachelor wants to marry a fair girl.
- When the doorbell rings, a male or kid goes to open the door. But the female runs for her dupatta.
- Picking up/dropping a relative (Airport / Railway Station) is an important family affair.
- We thrive on street food and we don't get sick.
- Every Indian mother has 2 careers - Working / Housewife + Match Making.
- We have all had secret boyfriends / girlfriends. we dread getting caught by each others parents.
- Indian girls have 3 type of brothers. Real brother, Cousin brother, Rakhee brother.
- The bride must cry at her Vidai. She has no business looking happy.
- We go on cleaning sprees only during Diwali or when we have guests coming over.
- However old we are, our parents need to know every detail of our schedule. Daily. No excuses. No exemption.
- When Indian parents buy tickets, every child becomes under Getting a half ticket is a huge victory!
- If we live in another city and don't call our Mom daily , she’ll freak out and call all our friends to make sure we are alive.
- We get embarrassed in front of our parents even when the word “sex” is written on a Form to specify gender.
- No other nationality can beat Indians in bargaining. “Chalo bhaiya. Na tera na mera. Itne paise theek hain.”
- No matter if we are Convent educated. When we are actually angry, we switch to highly effective, dirty, swear words in our mother tongue.
- We spend more time talking to guests at the door when they are leaving than while sitting in the living room.
- Why to change the remote batteries when you can just slap the shit out of the remote and make it work?
- Meeting a person with the same surname is like finding a long lost twin.
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