Showing posts with label Girls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Girls. Show all posts

Thursday, June 19, 2014

That's Why Most Men Hate Shopping With Women

Posted by Abhishek Mundra 1:18 PM , 1 comment


My guess as to why men don't like shopping with women is that women are at the most extreme "female" when they are shopping. Everything is adventure, discovery, emotion, overindulgence, and lack of rationality. There is nothing less male than the way women shop. See the attached picture. We adore women for being the way they are, but a lot of men don't want to be an active participant. Personally I enjoy bearing witness to it and I like giving my advice, but I do still get bored sometimes. It's okay. I'm sure she would be bored at a car show.


The below picture is the perfect example of what happens when a 
girl goes for shopping.


I think men's and women's minds are just wired differently when it comes to shopping.

Men generally don't spend hours deciding color, comparison shopping or finding the sale prices. We know what we want, we get in, buy our shit, and get out. 10-15 minutes and we're done. Mission accomplished.

This mentality is inconsistent with how a woman shops, in my experience. Women love getting deals. That is what takes so long. Going from store to store, trying to find the best ones. Even after she has purchased something, she has this irresistible urge to check out the price to see if it was lower, when we see the same thing elsewhere.

The trying on of garments also takes a long time. Not sure why. We know that if girlfriend goes into the dressing room, We won't see her again for the next 20-30 minutes. We sit there waiting patiently, contemplating the meaning of life. Then, she'll say nothing fits just right. Or the color wasn't right. Or, "It makes me look fat."

"You mean you're not going to buy anything?"

"No, let's go."

Rinse and repeat. Sigh.

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

10 Reasons Why Girls Prefer To Marry A Software Engineer Guy Nowadays



  1. A software engineer is less likely to cheat on you. This is because all the time he thinks why his code is not working.
  2. A software engineer knows how to fix complex problems with the minimum effort.
  3. A software engineer will listen to you very patiently because that is part of his daily routine.
  4. Free tech support 24 X 7
  5. A software guy stress tests everything before executing it. Expect good love making :-)
  6. Software engineers are extremely well when it comes to interpretation. They will interpret better than guys from other professions.
  7. A software engineer knows how to survive with only beer and tea. Don't give him food, that's part of his lifestyle.
  8. A software engineer needs just a computer to keep himself engaged. You can take over the TV for however long you may want.
  9. A software engineer follows a test driven robust principle in his day to day life. What ever task you give him, he will test it, figure out a logic and implement it. Best part - he will never forget that logic and will apply the learning in his next task quite effectively.
  10. A software engineer knows how to perform repetitive tasks at precise intervals. Moreover, he finds a way to overcome repitation and monotony. Expect a roller coaster ride.


    Disclaimer: You can do whatever you want but never ask a software engineer why his code doesn't work. Never do that!