This is an amazing flowchart that will tell you how indian people decide that which soccer team to support in the world cup. Here you go:
Sunday, June 22, 2014
Thursday, June 19, 2014
That's Why Most Men Hate Shopping With Women
My guess as to why men don't like shopping with women is that women are at the most extreme "female" when they are shopping. Everything is adventure, discovery, emotion, overindulgence, and lack of rationality. There is nothing less male than the way women shop. See the attached picture. We adore women for being the way they are, but a lot of men don't want to be an active participant. Personally I enjoy bearing witness to it and I like giving my advice, but I do still get bored sometimes. It's okay. I'm sure she would be bored at a car show.
The below picture is the perfect example of what happens when a girl goes for shopping.
I think men's and women's minds are just wired differently when it comes to shopping.
Men generally don't spend hours deciding color, comparison shopping or finding the sale prices. We know what we want, we get in, buy our shit, and get out. 10-15 minutes and we're done. Mission accomplished.
This mentality is inconsistent with how a woman shops, in my experience. Women love getting deals. That is what takes so long. Going from store to store, trying to find the best ones. Even after she has purchased something, she has this irresistible urge to check out the price to see if it was lower, when we see the same thing elsewhere.
The trying on of garments also takes a long time. Not sure why. We know that if girlfriend goes into the dressing room, We won't see her again for the next 20-30 minutes. We sit there waiting patiently, contemplating the meaning of life. Then, she'll say nothing fits just right. Or the color wasn't right. Or, "It makes me look fat."
"You mean you're not going to buy anything?"
"No, let's go."
Rinse and repeat. Sigh.
Wednesday, June 18, 2014
10 Reasons Why Girls Prefer To Marry A Software Engineer Guy Nowadays
- A software engineer is less likely to cheat on you. This is because all the time he thinks why his code is not working.
- A software engineer knows how to fix complex problems with the minimum effort.
- A software engineer will listen to you very patiently because that is part of his daily routine.
- Free tech support 24 X 7
- A software guy stress tests everything before executing it. Expect good love making :-)
- Software engineers are extremely well when it comes to interpretation. They will interpret better than guys from other professions.
- A software engineer knows how to survive with only beer and tea. Don't give him food, that's part of his lifestyle.
- A software engineer needs just a computer to keep himself engaged. You can take over the TV for however long you may want.
- A software engineer follows a test driven robust principle in his day to day life. What ever task you give him, he will test it, figure out a logic and implement it. Best part - he will never forget that logic and will apply the learning in his next task quite effectively.
- A software engineer knows how to perform repetitive tasks at precise intervals. Moreover, he finds a way to overcome repitation and monotony. Expect a roller coaster ride.
Disclaimer: You can do whatever you want but never ask a software engineer why his code doesn't work. Never do that!
Monday, June 16, 2014
18 Things Indians Do Just For The Sake Of It Or Because Everyone Else Is Doing It
There are many things a lot of people in India do, only and only because others are also doing it and they don't really apply their own mind, they become part of the herd ! What are some of the examples for these kind of things?
- Every Indian bachelor wants to marry a fair girl.
- When the doorbell rings, a male or kid goes to open the door. But the female runs for her dupatta.
- Picking up/dropping a relative (Airport / Railway Station) is an important family affair.
- We thrive on street food and we don't get sick.
- Every Indian mother has 2 careers - Working / Housewife + Match Making.
- We have all had secret boyfriends / girlfriends. we dread getting caught by each others parents.
- Indian girls have 3 type of brothers. Real brother, Cousin brother, Rakhee brother.
- The bride must cry at her Vidai. She has no business looking happy.
- We go on cleaning sprees only during Diwali or when we have guests coming over.
- However old we are, our parents need to know every detail of our schedule. Daily. No excuses. No exemption.
- When Indian parents buy tickets, every child becomes under Getting a half ticket is a huge victory!
- If we live in another city and don't call our Mom daily , she’ll freak out and call all our friends to make sure we are alive.
- We get embarrassed in front of our parents even when the word “sex” is written on a Form to specify gender.
- No other nationality can beat Indians in bargaining. “Chalo bhaiya. Na tera na mera. Itne paise theek hain.”
- No matter if we are Convent educated. When we are actually angry, we switch to highly effective, dirty, swear words in our mother tongue.
- We spend more time talking to guests at the door when they are leaving than while sitting in the living room.
- Why to change the remote batteries when you can just slap the shit out of the remote and make it work?
- Meeting a person with the same surname is like finding a long lost twin.
Saturday, June 14, 2014
A Girl From A Village Where Education Is Not Permitted Has Given An Interview That Will Surprise You
Check out this full video below:-
If you are a student preparing for MBA then you must watch this full video as its in 2 part. the 1st part covers mistakes that most candidate may make. The 2nd part is about how to answers the question in the right way. Most girls nowadays prefer to marry software engineer guy.
Friday, June 13, 2014
10 Facts About Google That Will Blow Your Mind
- The famous www.google.com of today was once google.stanford.edu and z.stanford.edu, when it was in the testing phase and was working under the website of Stanford university.
- Google search is available on 181 international domains (such as .co.in for India)
- Google processes over 40,000 search queries every second on average, which translates to over 3.5 billion searches per day and 1.2 trillion searches per year worldwide.
- 20% of queries are new to Google every day.
- Google deals with more than 3 billion queries a day from all around the world returning results on an average of 0.25 seconds.
- It runs over 1 million computer servers in data centers around the world.
- Google provides the number for the Suicide Prevention Hotline in any country when presented with the search terms “i want to die.”
- Google makes changes to their search algorithm at an average of once every 17.5 hours
- ”Google” is added as a verb in the Oxford English Dictionary in June 2006.
- That an Indian was instrumental in the formation of Google.
So when Larry Page and Sergey Brin met at Stanford, they were just young twenty year olds with an idea of a search engine. They explained this idea to their professor who helped them meet some investors. A majority of them were not-so-impressed by this. Then, they stumbled upon this investor called Ram Shriram who also found it OK. But, he was impressed by their passion so without thinking much he handed them a cheque of 500,000 dollars.
Can you imagine the duo didn't even have a bank account at that time to deposit that cheque?
And then as they say “the rest is history".
Can you imagine the duo didn't even have a bank account at that time to deposit that cheque?
And then as they say “the rest is history".
Thursday, June 12, 2014
Top 10 Movies With The Most Unpredictable Ending
1. The Prestige
When the movie ended I remember how I put aside my laptop and lay on my bed, staring at the ceiling for at least half an hour. All I could do was think about the movie, about its ending. Not to forget the final dialogue exchange between Fallon and Alfred Borden:
Alfred Borden: So, we go alone now. Both of us. Only I don't have as far to go as you. Go. You were right, I should have left him to his damn trick. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for a lot of things. I'm sorry about Sarah. I didn't mean to hurt her, I didn't. You go and live your life in full now, all right? You live for both of us.
Fallon: Goodbye
This conversation wasn't a part of the ending but it pretty much captures the essence of the movie for me.
2. Memento
3. Kahaani
4. The Man from Earth
And this is just the beginning..as the movie progressed it blew my mind..!
Entire movie is just a conversation happening in one room...still one of the most mind-fucking movie I have ever seen...!
5. Mulholland Drive
6. The Shawshank Redemption
7. Inception
A skilled extractor is offered a chance to regain his old life as payment for a task considered to be impossible.
8. Fight Club
An insomniac office worker looking for a way to change his life crosses paths with a devil-may-care soap maker and they form an underground fight club that evolves into something much, much more.
9. The Departed
An undercover state cop who has infiltrated an Irish gang and a mole in the police force working for the same mob race to track down and identify each other before being exposed to the enemy, after both sides realize their outfit has a rat.
10. Shutter Island
Drama set in 1954, U.S. Marshal Teddy Daniels is investigating the disappearance of a murderess who escaped from a hospital for the criminally insane and is presumed to be hiding nearby.
Tuesday, June 10, 2014
4 Amazing Facts Of The FIFA World Cup 2014 That Will Surprise You
The most amazing and mind-blowing facts of the FIFA World Cup 2014 that most of the people don't know are :-
Fact 1
It will be the first time ever in the history of Footbal World Cup that the ball to be used will have six in-built HD cameras capturing 360 degree view of the on-field action of this mega event.The product features custom-made image stabilisation software at the cutting edge of innovation.
Fact 2
The ball has been named as Brazuca, meaning the Brazilian way of life, was chosen by over 1 million football fans in September 2012.
Fact 3
It is created by six propeller-shaped polyurethane panels being thermally bonded together. Between the seams the Brazuca also has a different geometry to different balls, which aerodynamics experts believe, will help it remain more stable in the air.
Fact 4
The ball weighs 437 grams and has a water absorption rate of 0.2%, meaning it can retain its shape, size and weight even in the rain.
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